are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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