Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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