fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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