Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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