sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
