i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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