Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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