Porn is love you can see.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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