If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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