Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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