is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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