just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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