I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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