I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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