STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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