Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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