Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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