I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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