So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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