2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Small penises have feelings too.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
