how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
