Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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