So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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