She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
