Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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