She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You coming home soon, man?
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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