come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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