Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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