i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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