bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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