? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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