I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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