I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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