Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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