Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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