love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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