at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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