ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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