Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
