They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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