I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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