i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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