**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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