It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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