My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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