I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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