Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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