Ambien. No doubt about it.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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