So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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