so explain again why im purple
no
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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