ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Sober January is a disaster.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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