We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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