i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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