Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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